Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Story...

Ok, for those of you who don't really care about my story, and are just interested in
the program that I found you can click here:

http://tinyurl.com/makeme-acnefree

Alright, this was last year. After kind of tirelessly doing some research (ok, it was really just spending countless hours at my computer because I was all holed up in my house as another acne attacked adult...!), some of which shows up in an article you may have already read, a friend--one that I had mostly chatted with online-- and she told me about this unbelievable "3-day" program that totally obliterated your acne.

I envisioned razor blades or some kind of alien gamma rays or something, nothing too pleasant. She sent me some supposedly super secret ninja acne link and told me just to check it out, and see what I thought. Here's the link that she sent me to:

http://tinyurl.com/makeme-acnefree

Anyway, I had tried dieting, I had tried "exfoliating", strydex, proactiv, YouNameIt! This was a very good friend, though (we're still good friends actually)--one that actually knew what I looked like (although she did just mostly talk to me from a distance...lol). So, I took a look....

Cynthia was right. I hate having to write that. Heh, I mean, this is the same girl that for weeks
tried to convince me that NASA has had several missions (with astronauts!) to Mars already, and that Russia is going to build a prison there (that'd be kind of a cool trip, actually...but then probably much more isolating than Siberia after a while) in the year 2021. Talk about a space cadet!

So you can understand my skepticism when she threw this one at me. But I was desperate, and the link had kind of a ring to it: http://tinyurl.com/makeme-acnefree . I have literally tried probably 25-30 different "remedies" only to later discover that some of them are actually bad for you long-term. Not that anyone cares right now, right? Just clear up my face! Get 'em off me, get 'em off me! That was like, my battle cry.

Like, I said I went to this website and looked it over. It mentioned alarmingly fast results and had a massive amount of testimonials. But I had seen testimonials. What I wanted to know was will this work for me? I must have been jaded by my past efforts because I made Cynthia a ridiculous bet:

If this program worked like it said it would, and like she said that it did for her (even though I never really thought she had that bad of acne--esp. compared to mine), then I would care for the 3 PitBull puppies that she was waiting to be born (due date: one week from my initial bet) until they were all broken in.

I, being a complete animal novice (prob had 3 goldfish in my life that lived only slightly longer than the two betas that I had as a young lad), didn't really know exactly what that would entail, and I forgot how it came about as a bet. I think she actually kind of led me along, as I'm just remembering it, but anyway, I figured it wouldn't really matter. Worse case: no acne, and a week or two with some chick-magnet puppies right?

Ok, wrong. The 3-day program DID work. Oh man, and the puppies were born a day early (on a Wednesday). There was (as I now know): a brindle girl, a white and black, kind of cow-looking puppy, and a light brown, blue-eyed little dude. They were really cute and friendly.

So, what's wrong with that? Well, for starters, I had a completely clear complexion for the first time in like FOREVER and I was physched to get out of the house and paint the town red. Only, have you ever tried "walking" three Pitbull newborns? Yeah, not gonna happen bud.

Plus, while they never really were intenionally malicious or anything like you sometimes hear Pitbulls are, their little teeth are razor sharp.

Add to that: they really just assume everything (including my bed) is a toilet, I guess b/c there was Pitbull puppy poop everywhere--so "guests" were out of the question.

I was basically forced into solitude (like, Mars prison style!) right after I was cured of my leper-like acne! This went on for about 3 and a half weeks (3 months if I'm telling the story in person).

I was actually kind of surprised that I didn't just blow Cynthia off and head out (ok, I think it was b/c I had a massive crush on her--she was the only girl that ever talked to me!), or just leave the puppies to "fend for themselves" or something. I was pretty proud of myself for following through.

And it ended up working out really well for me in the long run. I kept the Brindle ("Katt"--long story...) and she's awesome. In fact, I ended up moving in with Cynthia (another, longer story...) and so now the three "puppies" are reunited (prob not the best choice for our sanity) and loving life. I'm actually pretty much loving my life now too.

Anyways, that was a way-too-long story to tell you this. Check this program and book out:

http://tinyurl.com/makeme-acnefree

It totally works, and while you may not have some crazy story from it, you'll definitely be glad
to get rid off that acne!

Go here to order:

http://tinyurl.com/makeme-acnefree




-Eric












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